| no1 school swot
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| 661740. Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:52 pm |
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Beardy Waters
The consequence of forgetting to rinse the bath after you had a session with the leg razor the day before whilst bathing. |
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| tetsabb
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| 661801. Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:49 pm |
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| no1 school swot wrote: | Beardy Waters
The consequence of forgetting to rinse the bath after you had a session with the leg razor the day before whilst bathing. |
Eeeewwww!
I turst that young swot has not been guilty of such a heinous crime..... |
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| Spud McLaren
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| 661845. Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:03 pm |
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| no1 school swot wrote: | Beardy Waters
The consequence of forgetting to rinse the bath after you had a session with the leg razor the day before whilst bathing. |
Should be cross-referenced to hathersage, I think.
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| Spud McLaren
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| 661847. Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:05 pm |
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| Oh, dammit; can any of you lady Liffers help out with a suitable definition for Bratoft - I'm not sure I'm qualified... |
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| zomgmouse
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| 661864. Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:26 am |
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| Point Torment (n.) - Ancient torture method whereby the assailant incessantly pokes the victim with a pencil. |
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| zomgmouse
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| 661865. Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:26 am |
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I'm not a lady but I can help:
Bratoft (n.) - An undergarment made upper-class. |
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| Starfish13
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| 661979. Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:16 pm |
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| Spud McLaren wrote: | | Oh, dammit; can any of you lady Liffers help out with a suitable definition for Bratoft - I'm not sure I'm qualified... |
Bratoft (v.)- the act of removing one's brassiere without taking off the overlying layers of clothing. Acheived by unhooking the fastener and sliding the shoulder straps down one's sleeves. The bra should be removed from the last sleeve with a flourish, much in the way a magician produces a bouquet of flowers. A skill extremely useful when getting changed on the beach.
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Water has memory!
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| tetsabb
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| 661981. Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:22 pm |
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Surely a Bratoft is one partner in a chav couple aged 21 with 5 kids and another on the way?
"Ooh, that Wayne and Britney at number 24, what a pair of Bratofts they are"
Eastenders, Corrie, etc ad infinitum, 2005 |
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| bemahan
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| 662047. Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:31 pm |
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| I always thought bratoft n. meant the bulge of fat that appears over the sides of the bra at the back, where the bra is too tight and cuts into the fat on the back. |
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| zomgmouse
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| 662049. Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:32 pm |
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| Actually now I come to think of it, a "bratoft" is a little child who is a nuisance most of the time. |
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| Starfish13
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| 662133. Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:51 pm |
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Whilst we're liffing about underwear
Braco (adj. Scots/Slang) - being reduced to insanity by badly-fitting undergarments. A corruption of bra and loco.
Bragar (n. Scots) - an underwear model. 'See thon bragar on the Markies advert?' |
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| Spud McLaren
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| 662162. Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:57 pm |
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| bemahan wrote: | | I always thought bratoft n. meant the bulge of fat that appears over the sides of the bra at the back, where the bra is too tight and cuts into the fat on the back. |
A rear-facing lusby (TMOL)?.
Very good, everybody. But which should we have?
Oh bugger it - let's have 'em all!
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| Spud McLaren
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| 662165. Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 pm |
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| Trewarthenick n. - on a badly-tailored pair of trousers, the seam that disappears between your buttocks and tries to bifurcate you. |
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| Spud McLaren
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| 662291. Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:31 pm |
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| no1 school swot wrote: | Cape Grim
The last costume in the shop, for reasons which swiftly become obvious. |
Cape of Good Hope n. - the costume you consider most likely to get you the job, part, man etc., of your dreams.
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| Spud McLaren
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| 662292. Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:33 pm |
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| Cape Horn n. - a well-founded cape of good hope (q.v.). |
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